Ethics Jam Script Leaked
- J.I. Abbot
- Nov 1, 2014
- 1 min read
November 1, 2014
EXCLUSIVE: A Page from Upcoming ETHICS JAM Webseries has Leaked, and HiA has it!
ETHICS JAM PILOT—INTRO
INT. ETHICS JAM TELEVISION STUDIO —NIGHT
PAT PESHAWARI
(Pat’s last name will change often):
Welcome to ETHICS JAM! I’m your host, Pat Peshawari, a contemporary American journo. I’m just like one of you: I like Italian-Pakistani fusion cuisine. For breakfast.
…I take my selfies one angle at a time…
…And I like to think of myself as—just as you do—a seeker…
Beat
…An INQUISITOR!
He suddenly gets mad at the idea the audience has a clue as to who he is.
Don’t pin me down, okay? You can’t know me.
In our exciting opening season of ETHICS JAM, we’ll explore the truth behind:
looks at notes
• SLAUGHTERHOUSES: Who eats there anymore?
• DIET COLA: I personally only drink organic GMO!
• BODY CAMS ON COPS: (You can mandate police selfies now? Sign me up for the academy!
• EDIBLE MARIJUANA: Break me a piece of that pie.
Beat.
Ethics. Is. Complex. If you think slow…You. Are. Dead. Think too fast, you’re dead to me.
Join me this season on ETHICS JAM, to find that NEON-PALEO MIDDLE GROUND, as y’all traverse through ethical perplexities with your guide, PAT PASSAPORTO. One thing to keep in mind: I don’t like catch phrases! Ethics is more than a buzzword!
Until next time, fellow seekers….
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